Hello, just wanted to post again about us looking for people to do themed stuff for the site. We didn’t get any emails regarding it, but anyone with the skillset we’re still looking 🙂

It’s not a one and done gig! We want an ongoing relationship for other major holidays/months. (thanksgiving, Christmas, valentines, pride).

You can also leave comments on posts for ideas n stuff. We read all of them 🙂

Heya! We need to hire a few artists to do season related (Halloween) artwork for our site.

Some ideas:
Halloween theme for the website.
Reskin JS Oneko to be a skeleton that follows your mouse
Artwork such as cobwebs, spiders, pumpkins etc etc
A spooky version of the site logo

Ideas outside of this are also welcome, feel free to give us some in the comment section or at the email :3

Requirements:
The artist (you) needs to have expertise creating digital artwork and/or CSS styling. Multiple artists can be involved. You can test restyling of the website via the Stylish extension, please keep the changes largely CSS only, we can add extra image elements to the page if actually needed but most things can be done with pseudo elements. Due to the sensitive nature of the site all code will be reviewed and no direct backend access allowed.

No AI generated “artwork” will be accepted under any circumstance. We do not condone the replacement of artists and designers with robots.

Pay: We stand by artists and will not publish or use any example and/or finalized work sent to our email w/o working out agreeable terms for both parties. Pay can either be in preferential order of estrogen, site credit, crypto, or gift cards for most retailers.

If this sounds up your alley please shoot us an application at
[email protected]

We can’t wait to hear from you! <3

-OGL

“Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it.”

“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.”

by the way, you can leave comments on posts now, they have to be approved first but i’ll go through and read em. Typing and leaving messages here always seems like yelling into the void, even though the rational part of my brain can understand that people actually read this stuff.

Dunno, hope everyone is doing well. What felt like what was supposed to be the start of an era sometimes feels like I’ve lost something special. When I think back on some of the stuff that’s been happening the last few years sometimes I feel an overwhelming sense of nostalgia. Seems nowadays what I hear from a lot of people is blunted, no longer fresh like when things were new. Perhaps that’s just maturity in a situation, perhaps it’s just stability and it’s healthy. Feels a bit boring sometimes though.

By the way, I am one to talk but probably don’t put up flyers for diy in public bathrooms. Feels similar to preaching about MA at CPAC. Time and place people :3

Love you all. I hope that i’ll be able to open up a dialogue at some point, oftentimes feels like i’m working the line behind a one way mirror.

-OGL

[Verse 1:]
Flash that buttery, gold
Jittery, zeitgeist, wither by the watering hole
What a patrol…
What are we to Heart Huckabee?
Art fuckery, suddenly?
Not enough young in his lung for the waterwings?
Colorfully vulgar poacher, out of mulch
Like, “I’m a pull the pulse out a soldier and bolt.”

(Fine…)
Sign of the time we elapse
When a primate climb up a spine and attach
Eye for an eye by the bog life swamps and vines
They get a rise out of frogs and flies
So when a dogfight’s hog-tied prize sort of costs a life
The mouths water on a fork and knife
And the allure isn’t right
No score on a war-torn beach
Where the cash cow’s actually beef
Blood turns wine when it leak for police
Like, “That’s not a riot it’s a feast. Let’s eat!”

[Chorus:]
And I will remember your name and face
On the day you are judged by “The Funhouse” cast
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace
With a cane to the sky like, “None shall pass.”

[Verse 2:]
Now if you never had a day a snow cone couldn’t fix
You wouldn’t relate to the rogue vocoder blitz
How he spoke through a NoDoz motor on the fritz
‘Cause he wouldn’t play rollover fetch like a bitch
And express no regrets, though he isn’t worth a homeowner’s piss
To the jokers who pose by the glitz

(Fine…)
Sign of the swine in the swarm
When a king is a whore who comply and conform
Miles outside of the eye of the storm
With a siphon to lure out a prize and award
While avoiding the vile and bizarre that is violence and war
True blue triumph is more!
Like, “Wait, let him snake up out of the centerfold.”
“Let it break the walls of Jericho.”
“Ready? Go!”
Sat where the old, cardboard city folk
Swap tales with heads like every other penny throw

[Chorus:]
And I will remember your name and face
On the day you are judged by “The Funhouse” cast
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace
With a cane to the sky like, “None shall pass.”

[Verse 3:]
Okay, woke to a grocery list
Goes like this:
Duty and death
Anyone object, come stand in the way
You could be my little Snake River Canyon today
And I ran with a chain of commands
And a jet pack strapped where the backstab lands if it can

(Fine…)
Sign of the vibe in the crowd
When I cut a belly open to find what climb out
That’s quite a bit of gusto he muster up
To make a dark horse rush like, “Enough’s enough!”
It must’ve… struck a nerve so they huff and puff
Till all the king’s men fluster and clusterfuck
And it’s a beautiful thing
To my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicle shrink
You got to pull up the intruder by the root of the weed
NY chew through the machine…

[Chorus:]
And I will remember your name and face
On the day you are judged by “The Funhouse” cast
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace
With a cane to the sky like, “None shall pass.”

• _{Art (shamelessely reposted) made by Capital_katt}

I don’t even know what to say about this, other than it’s hilarious. Go give it a read if you have a few hours you want to kill. Maybe while you’re waiting for coin to confirm or something.

https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth